Life bites
Part Masculinity English edition
We all know everything and that's a given. All of us are experts at most things; but sometimes we forget, it is in our nature. This is a list of facts about Masculinity and all things MANLY, nothing you didn't already know, just think of this post as a reminder.
Enjoy
- The men are not men , men are Men with a capital M !
- Men do not cry
- They only feel pain
- Men do not feel pain, ever
- Well, give me your hand and I'll show you
I will not do anything stupid
It won't hurt , no
-OUCH
-What? Did that hurt? What kind of a man are you?
Oh, don't cry! Let's go do donuts with the car
- Propper Men eat well
- You're not a Man if you don't eat the whole plate
- What are you eating? Are you eating again? Stop eating god damn you! What kind of a man are you?
- You're not a Man if you can't chew 10 chewing gums
- You're not a Man if you can't chew 10 chewing gums with the wrapper
- You're not a Man if you don't eat shit, now!
- Proper Men drink
- You're not a man if you don't drink alcohol
- What are you drinking there? Rootbeer? Stop drinking that! These are for sissies! What kind of a man are you?
- You're not a man if you don't drink scotch. Only scotch! Preferably Johnny Red with coke , but I won't tell you what to drink , you're a Man; you know!
- You're not a Man if you don't drink 10 shots
- You're not a Man if you don't drink 10 shots of urine now !
- Proper Men F*&k
- FUCK (sorry, keyboard didn't work well for a while)
- You're not a Man if you haven't been with a blonde
- You're not a Man if you haven't been with a brunette
- You're not a Man if you haven't been with a redhead
- You're not a Man if you haven't been with a camel
- What are you doing there? With my camel? You perverted SOB! GET DOWN FROM THE CAMEL NOW! What kind of a man are you?
- Proper Men do what I do, ME!
- You're not a Man if you don't do what I did in bed yesterday
- You're not a Man if you don't do what I did on that island, on a beach with two tourist girls
- What are you doing there? Is that how I do it?
Is it? Oh, it is... OK then, go on
Universal truth about Masculinity
You're not a man if you did't do what in my mind I did, I ate and I drunk, that time in that place which probably doesn't exist
Part Masculinity English edition
We all know everything and that's a given. All of us are experts at most things; but sometimes we forget, it is in our nature. This is a list of facts about Masculinity and all things MANLY, nothing you didn't already know, just think of this post as a reminder.
Enjoy
- The men are not men , men are Men with a capital M !
- Men do not cry
- They only feel pain
- Men do not feel pain, ever
- Well, give me your hand and I'll show you
I will not do anything stupid
It won't hurt , no
-OUCH
-What? Did that hurt? What kind of a man are you?
Oh, don't cry! Let's go do donuts with the car
- Propper Men eat well
- You're not a Man if you don't eat the whole plate
- What are you eating? Are you eating again? Stop eating god damn you! What kind of a man are you?
- You're not a Man if you can't chew 10 chewing gums
- You're not a Man if you can't chew 10 chewing gums with the wrapper
- You're not a Man if you don't eat shit, now!
- Proper Men drink
- You're not a man if you don't drink alcohol
- What are you drinking there? Rootbeer? Stop drinking that! These are for sissies! What kind of a man are you?
- You're not a man if you don't drink scotch. Only scotch! Preferably Johnny Red with coke , but I won't tell you what to drink , you're a Man; you know!
- You're not a Man if you don't drink 10 shots
- You're not a Man if you don't drink 10 shots of urine now !
- Proper Men F*&k
- FUCK (sorry, keyboard didn't work well for a while)
- You're not a Man if you haven't been with a blonde
- You're not a Man if you haven't been with a brunette
- You're not a Man if you haven't been with a redhead
- You're not a Man if you haven't been with a camel
- What are you doing there? With my camel? You perverted SOB! GET DOWN FROM THE CAMEL NOW! What kind of a man are you?
- Proper Men do what I do, ME!
- You're not a Man if you don't do what I did in bed yesterday
- You're not a Man if you don't do what I did on that island, on a beach with two tourist girls
- What are you doing there? Is that how I do it?
Is it? Oh, it is... OK then, go on
Universal truth about Masculinity
You're not a man if you did't do what in my mind I did, I ate and I drunk, that time in that place which probably doesn't exist
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